remanence-of-love:

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cinemajunkie70:

(via ruhlare)

fairycosmos:

i hate the expectation that i have to plan for the future. has anyone  ever considered im scared

(via ruhlare)

sleepy-bebby:

sliced-grapes:

magi–cal:

what if you laid in my lap and i pet your hair and lightly scratched the base of your neck until you fell asleep on my thighs?

(via morse-code-outline)

d-seneca:

twilight-zoned-out:

Some things about Allan:

• He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
• He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
• He also declares himself as “Ken’s buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
  
• He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
  
• He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
  
• He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
• He knows what NSYNC is 
• He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
• There are no other Allan models

the-goat-carnival:

theater employees should get a commemorative shirt for working Barbenheimer weekend

charlottan:

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

you ever thank your alarm for going off and getting you out of that crazy ass dream?

owlservice:

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

objektum:

There’s something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you’re one dense little freak aren’t you

herssian:

wormless behavior from some of you. absolute lack of dirt and burrowing. rethink 

(via itsbetterthananal)

ilurvyer:

Well i Love you if that helps

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